Billy Madison

1. When Billy calls a guy he made fun of in high school, the guy acts cool and calm, forgiving him rather easily. Then he crosses Billy's name off a list of people to kill. This struck me as funny, although hitlists are absolutely opposite of funny. Obviously I have no relative experience to this scene.
2.At the end when the wierd guy shows up and shoots Eric, the bad guy, and then just waves casually and runs out.
3. After all this chaos happens, his two loser friends are still just sitting in the auditorium giving him thumbs-up for kissing his girlfriend. Like nothing even ever happened. haha
4. When the teacher is in the pool telling him there are people who just crawl through life, and then his loser friend says, "what the heck is she talking about?" It was a classic moment in film history.
5. When the old lady says, "if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." It's funny because we don't even know who Miles Davis is, but she obviously thinks he's awesome.